i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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