I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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