There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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