its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize