why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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