As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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