dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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