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So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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