she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
When are your genitals available?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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