I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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