If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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