I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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