didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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