He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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