I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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