This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He kissed a someone with a penis
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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