Three words: puerto rican gang bang
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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