Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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