she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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