Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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