He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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