i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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