there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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