As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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