I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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