I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we're making bets on your personal life
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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