just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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