We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
