Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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