I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
