real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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