BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Still dying that you shit outside
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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