One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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