I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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