I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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