Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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