You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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