"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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