i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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