what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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