Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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