Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
