i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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