im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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