Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
