Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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