you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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