Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
FUCK WHALES
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