So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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