Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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