My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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