Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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