ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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