its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The struggles of a small town man whore
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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