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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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