but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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