the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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