Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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